Lululemon Recalls Newest Yoga Pants Because They Are See Through
Wall Street Journal - Regulars at yoga classes often praise the liberating nature of the ancient Indian exercise but sometimes things can get a little bit too liberating: enter yoga clothing maker Lululemon LULU -3.77%, which has withdrawn shipments of its women’s yoga pants that fall short on the “coverage” front. Apparently due to a problem at the factory, there is “a level of sheerness in some of our women’s black Luon bottoms that falls short of our very high standards,” the company said today.
Here’s the word from Lululemon:
“We have determined that certain shipments of product received from our factories and available in store from March 1, 2013 do not meet our technical specifications. The items affected are certain styles of women’s bottoms in our signature black Luon fabric. The ingredients, weight and longevity qualities of the pants remain the same but the coverage does not, resulting in a level of sheerness in some of our women’s black Luon bottoms that falls short of our very high standards.
Well played by Lululemon. Well played indeed. “Like oops our new Lululemon pants are totally see through so guys can see bitches coochies and shit. What will we ever do?” Acting like this was a mistake. That they didn’t do this on purpose. Like they don’t know that half the reason chicks buy Lulemon in the first place is to make dudes drool. I’m talking the sluttier the better for girls. Ass out, coochie out, ready to fuck. That’s the whole point of yoga pants in the first place and Lulumemon knows it. I’m sure bitches be sneaky going into Lululemon asking for the defects and than being fake outraged when their pussy is leaking all over the joint. Again you got to wake up alot earlier than this to pull one over on the Pres.