Lashes For Runs Is Not Going Well For Jared Carrabis And The Boston Red Sox

So we decided to spice things up a little bit with the London games. After the first inning things went off the rails. We decided that after every run you get whipped with a belt. Lashes for runs! It has not gone well for Jared so far. The Red Sox suck are pathetic. Jared might be in a comma by the 9th.

P.S. Pray for Luke Voit