Where Do Barstool's Basketball Bloggers And The Stoolies Think The Big NBA Free Agents Are Going To Land?

I don’t know if you guys have read the paper lately, but there’s apparently a pretty decent NBA free agent crop this year. Kawhi, KD, Kyrie, Kemba, Klay. Pretty much any star player whose name starts with K. There are also a shitload of rumors, sources, and to be honest flat out chicanery about where all these players are going because people are leaking stories to help their cause or because nobody has a fucking clue.

Everyone thought that Kawhi was going to the Clippers before he fucked around and won an NBA championship with the Raptors. Now there is a chance Board Man will be getting paid in Loonies instead of dollars for the next few seasons. KD and Kyrie have been linked to the Knicks forever because the media is evil and makes us Knicks fans believe these stupid dreams with their reports and Photoshops. Kemba has gone from potentially taking less money from the Hornets so he can watch Charlotte ruin the rest of his career at a discount to potentially being the Kyrie replacement in Boston. And Klay. Well Klay is Klay. There’s not a lot of talking, but you feel like he is dangerous if he gets forgotten about.

So I asked some of the guys that cover roundball (slang for basketball) on this site to make their best guesses before the Kinda Illegal Tampering Period of the last few months ends and the Legal Tampering Period begins on Sunday at 6 PM. This is what they had to say.

Coley Mick (Half Of Mickstape. Download, Subscribe, And Sit In A Very Comfortable Seat Before Listening):

Kevin Durant - Brooklyn Nets
Kyrie Irving - Brooklyn Nets
Kawhi Leonard - Los Angeles Clippers
Klay Thompson - Golden State Warriors
Kemba Walker - Boston Celtics
Jimmy Butler - Houston Rockets
Tobias Harris – Philadelphia 76ers
Khris Middleton - Los Angeles Lakers
D’Angelo Russell – Minnesota Timberwolves
Al Horford - Los Angeles Clippers

Tyler (The Other Half Of Mickstape And Known Fan Of Many Very Good Basketball Teams):

Kevin Durant - Brooklyn Nets
Kyrie Irving - Brooklyn Nets
Kawhi Leonard - Toronto Raptors
Klay Thompson - Golden State Warriors
Kemba Walker - Boston Celtics
Jimmy Butler - Houston Rockets
Tobias Harris - Los Angeles Clippers
Khris Middleton - Milwaukee Bucks
D’Angelo Russell - Phoenix Suns
Al Horford - Dallas Mavericks

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Reags (Known Fan Of Both A Very Good And A Very Bad Basketball Team):

Kevin Durant - New York Knicks
Kyrie Irving - Brooklyn Nets
Kawhi Leonard - Toronto Raptors
Klay Thompson - Golden State Warriors
Kemba Walker - Boston Celtics
Jimmy Butler - Los Angeles Lakers
Tobias Harris - Brooklyn Nets
Khris Middleton - Milwaukee Bucks
D’Angelo Russell - Phoenix Suns
Al Horford - Dallas Mavericks

Greenie (As Seen On HBO Real Sports For His Incredible Headlines):

Kevin Durant - Brooklyn Nets
Kyrie Irving - Brooklyn Nets
Kawhi Leonard - Toronto Raptors
Klay Thompson - Golden State Warriors
Kemba Walker - Boston Celtics
Jimmy Butler - Philadelphia 76ers
Tobias Harris - Philadelphia 76ers
Khris Middleton - Milwaukee Bucks
D’Angelo Russell - Los Angeles Lakers
Al Horford - Los Angeles Clippers

Clem (Big Dick Energy Haver Head):

Kevin Durant - New York Knicks (Sorry, my dumb Knicks Fan brain forced me believe this)
Kyrie Irving - Los Angeles Lakers
Kawhi Leonard - Los Angeles Clippers
Klay Thompson - Golden State Warriors
Kemba Walker - Boston Celtics
Jimmy Butler - Houston Rockets
Tobias Harris - Philadelphia 76ers
Khris Middleton – Milwaukee Bucks
D’Angelo Russell - Brooklyn Nets
Al Horford – Los Angeles Clippers

Of course I would love to hear what the Stoolies have to say/guess since this entire media conglomerate is For The Common Man, By The Common Man. So make your picks below and check out the results so we can all say we correctly called where everyone went in a week or so (FYI, I will be editing this blog to make all my picks look correct on some Chad Ford shit).

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