I'm Going To Need Big Bird To Stay In His Own Lane When Telling Me How To Respect The Yankees-Red Sox Rivalry
Up until 5 minutes ago I did not have an opinion of Big Bird. I had an opinion of Greg Bird, but we’re not here to talk about that creature.
I watched Sesame Street as a kid, like all of you guys and girls. They teach you life lessons and educate you on numbers, colors, and the alphabet. That’s what they do best.
That’s all great, but I don’t need Big Bird telling me how to handle the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry. I don’t need Big Bird telling me how to deal with fuck face Jared Carrabis.
You know what I think about Bird Bird and his rules?
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There are no rules. Yankees. Red Sox. London. War.