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NSFL: Russian Dude Fights Bear, Loses, Spends An Entire Month In Bear's Den Being Saved As Bear Food For Later. UPDATE: Apparently This Guy Faked The Entire Thing???

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A Russian man looking like a living corpse has been rescued from a bear den after he claims the animal broke his back and left him there for a month.

The man, who identified himself only as Alexander, was discovered by hunting dogs in Russia’s remote Tuva region, close to the border with Mongolia, local media says.

Initially the hunters thought the body had been mummified by the dry air but were stunned to discover that the man was still alive.

Shecking video shows how Alexander’s face and body were encrusted with dried blood and dirt, his was skin a deathly white colour, and his dull eyes were barely able to open.

Is this dude Jesus or something?  How in the fuck is he alive after spending a whole MONTH in that bear den?  It’s truly wild to me.  I mean look at the guy:

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How is he not just like “fuck it” and die?  I mean I love laying around doing nothing more than ANYONE but this is too much.  I’d just say fuck it and try to die like those old people who die a few days after their spouses croak.  What did he eat?  Why didn’t the bear eat him?  I have SO many questions about this guy.  At least we now know that Russians are officially the toughest SOBs on the planet.  Kinda like the dude that Pauly Walnuts and Chrissy tried to whack in the South Jersey Pine Barrens

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Russians man, fucking lunatics

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

Apparently our guy Aleksander faked the entire thing?

The search for the identity of an emaciated man who it was believed had miraculously survived in a bear’s den in Russia for a month took a fresh twist today.

It has now been claimed that the victim was actually in hospital in Kazakhstan and had never been attacked.

The bearded ‘living mummy’ who purportedly survived a horrific ordeal after being ambushed by the bear, was first reported in the Moscow media before making international headlines.

A graphic video and pictures showed the appalling condition of the ‘survivor’, who was said to have suffered a broken spine in the attack by the bear who stashed him to eat later.

Fucking Putin and his goddamn state controlled media.  Fox News would never let this kinda shit happen amirite?  I mean ol’ Aleks here was legit an international news story and one that started in Moscow.  Apparently they didn’t even get the hospital right.  Fucking idiots.