Shout Out To Dave Portnoy For Being The Gayest Man In All Of New York City Last Night

I typically don’t like to write about people in the office, especially Dave, but I had to bring this Instagram story up. Mostly because it may be my favorite thing of all time. Dave Portnoy, in the middle of Pride Month, Instagramming a private Lady Gaga concert.

It honestly doesn’t get much gayer than that. And if you think that’s an insult, you can kick rocks. It’s the highest compliment one can be paid during pride. It takes a certain type of king to be that big of a queen and I couldn’t be happier that Dave is both. I don’t blame him for recording it either, I would’ve done the exact same thing. Why? Because Gaga is arguably one of the greatest performers of all time. She comes out, plays every hit she has, and goes home. I just wish he had more commentary.

Next time. If you haven’t gotten a pride shirt yet, they’re still available in the store. Well done, Dave. You little monster you.

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PS: Should’ve seen this coming.