Eloy Shirts On Sale Now!

Eloy Jimenez is destroying baseballs right now, just like we all knew he eventually would.  Here’s the slash line he’s put up in June:

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Smoking the ball.  This is very bad news for the rest of baseball, so obviously he needs a shirt dedicated to him in his name.

Without further adieu, ELOY is now available.  It even has a touch of the Batterman logo which could very well be the best logo in baseball.  Buy it now, it won’t be for sale forever.

Viva Eloy!