Eloy Jimenez is destroying baseballs right now, just like we all knew he eventually would. Here’s the slash line he’s put up in June:
Smoking the ball. This is very bad news for the rest of baseball, so obviously he needs a shirt dedicated to him in his name.
Without further adieu, ELOY is now available. It even has a touch of the Batterman logo which could very well be the best logo in baseball. Buy it now, it won’t be for sale forever.