Last Call For Tomorrow's Barstool At The Ball Park Yankees-Astros

Tomorrow is our second Barstool at the Ball Park of the year: Yankees-Astros

Get your tickets here. We’re almost sold out so there aren’t a lot left obviously. They’ll be unavailable after today.

It’s going to be beautiful all day long so come out to Billy’s beforehand. We’ll be there at like 3:30. Gates open at 5 which is when the deal starts. Enter through Gate 8. Don’t be a schmuck and wait in those long lines at 4 and 6. 8 is by far the move and gets in right where the event it at the Masterpass Batter’s Eye in centerfield. All you can drink and eat until 6:30. Then we get to pummel the Astros.

Probably looking at a lineup like:

3B LeMachine
RF Aaron Judge
1B Luke Voit
C Gary Sanchez
LF Giancarlo
DH Parrot Man
SS Didi Gregorius
CF Aaron Hicks
2B Gleyber Torres

Orgasmic. Let’s. Have. A. Day.