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Matt Harvey To Appear Naked In ESPN Magazine's "The Body Issue"

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CHICAGO – Matt Harvey will appear in ESPN The Magazine’s fifth annual “The Body Issue,” which hits newsstands Friday, July 12. Harvey quietly did the shoot earlier this month in a hotel conference room. Harvey said he was approached about the shoot and did not initiate the interest. In all, 21 athletes will pose nude, including San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick, three-time beach volleyball gold medalist Kerri Walsh Jennings, Marlins slugger Giancarlo Stanton and five-time WNBA All-Star Swin Cash. “It was really cool,” Harvey said. “It was definitely kind of nerve-wracking at first. I’ve never been fully nude in front of random people like that before, especially with a camera around. But now it’s all done with. It was a fun experience. It’s going to be a cool issue. … I take pride in eating healthy and keeping my body in shape in the best possible way of staying healthy, as do all the other athletes.” What did Harvey’s parents think? “Well, they know how serious I am with everything — with eating properly and working out and really making sure my body is in the proper place to stay healthy and have a long career,” Harvey said. “They came up with this magazine to show that, and show how the athletes’ bodies are in different sports. They definitely were a little nervous about it at first. They’re on board with every decision me and the Boras people make.” Harvey does expect some grief from teammates. “Oh yeah,” Harvey said. “I take it with a grain of salt, and whatever comes my way comes my way. At the time it seemed like a good opportunity and something I was excited about doing. I might as well get it out of the way when I’m young and have the opportunity to have a decent body, and hopefully we keep that going.”

Cum everywhere! People keep saying stuff to me like “I’d rather ESPN do a naked photoshoot with his girlfriend” or “Hopefully Anne V is in the pictures.” Fuck that noise. You think I wants some Sports Illustrated smoke taking up the frame when Matt Harvey is naked? For sure not. Hey Anne you get to see him naked whenever you want. Its my turn now you selfish bitch. Oh and if the fact that he was banging Anne V didn’t tip you off that he’s got a hog hanging between his legs, this is all the proof you need. No sane dude agrees to do a nude photoshoot unless he’s shredded and he’s got a hammer.

Guy is working with 5 pitches that range from 98mph-86mph. He’s throwing 94 MPH sliders and his fastball 2 mph faster than last year.  Scouts everywhere agree he’s already better than Strasburg, and there’s really no argument. He dips, he bleeds, he fights 7 footers, fucks super models and he’s about to put his penis all up in everybody’s face. He’s the William Wallace of Major League Baseball.