Bad News For The Rest Of The NBA: Joel Embiid Is About To Be Absolutely Ripped

Oh what’s that? Everybody wants to make fun of Embiid for his conditioning? People want to laugh at him for throwing back a massive order from Shake Shack? Well I just hope that all those jokes were worth it because now Joel Embiid is going to transform himself into the biggest freak in the NBA and this man is going to be completely shredded heading into the 2019-20 season.

To all the haters and losers out there, I genuinely want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. Because without all of you bozos, who knows if any of this would have been possible. But from the very start, people felt the need to go out of their way to shit on Joel Embiid. From the injuries to the tweets to the conditioning. People have constantly been looking at things to pick apart about him. And every single time, he responds and comes back better. So I really just want to kiss you all square on the lips right now because thanks to you, Joel Embiid is about to take over this league even harder than he already has.

And what’s even sweeter about this is that while Joel Embiid is working on his conditioning and getting into the best shape of his life, Al Horford is leaving the Celtics. Horford and Kyrie are both gone, and Joel Embiid is only getting better. It’s a beautiful thing, the way that life works out sometimes. You really just hate to see such a great fanbase have to watch their team completely implode right in front of their eyes. Breaks my heart. It really does.