It’s time for the Second Annual Barstool Awards, presented by Dunkin’ Go2s. Tuesday night June 25 at 7:30 PM we’re going live from the Red Carpet, with the live show starting at 8 PM sharp (this is on Pete Time, so give us a 2 hour window).
Damn, this year has flown by. Seems like just yesterday we were sitting in Dunkin’, me dressed immaculately and everyone else in ill-fitting suits, watching Pup Punk give their first live performance, Hank winning the first ever RNR award (we’ve had 7 since then), George Brett.
Well we’ve added about 25 new people this year and have a bunch of new categories.
Here are the categories (kept a few a secret, as a surprise) along with my “Go2 Cents” on who the winners should be.
Best Sports Performance
- Dave winning the US Open @ Shinnecock
Chef Knock-out at RNR7
Robbie’s streak for the BICL
Ev walking up stairs to join radio
Glenny going in the Pacific Ocean
Best Duo presented by Dunkin’ Go2s
- Caleb & Rone
Chicks in the Office
Willie & Large
My Go2 Cents: This award is going to be fan vote style – you guys can vote for your favorite duo by tweeting, voting in the poll below, or both.
Tweet to vote for your favorite Barstool Duo:
or Vote Below:
My vote is Ria and Fran because I love strong independent women and hate men.
Awkward Moment of The Year
- KFC vs. Nate Rap
Willie vs. The Cousins
My Go2 Cents: I wasn’t here for the Ria incident. I don’t think Willie vs. The Cousins was that bad. I was however live in the room when KFC and Nate freestyle battled, spitting the meanest, most degrading things at each other about their personal lives that they could think of – and let me say, the atmosphere in the room is something I never want to experience again. I literally hid behind a pole. So yeah, that one.
Best TV appearance
- Dave’s Bee Sting on Tucker Carlson
Chicks in the Office on the People’s Choice Awards
Tommy aka Vape God
My Go2 Cents: maybe my favorite internet video not just in the past year, but ever.
Best Educational Film
- Marty Mush – Fraud & Order
Nate – How Barstool Works
Big Ev Fat Guy Facts
Best Celebrity Guest Appearance
- Tag Cast in Pizza Review
Blake Griffin on the CFB Show
Jon Taffer on Barstool Radio (during Barstool Idol)
Theo Von in Answer the Internet
Best/Worst Gambling Moments
- “Not Now Bill” from the Kentucky Derby
Dave & Elio Miscommunication at Kentucky Derby
Mush & Frankie watching the Islanders
Big Cat laughing at Dave in Hoboken
Tommy getting kicked off the March Madness Stream
Mush with his Bird
Barstool Advisors Hit Rock Bottom
My Go2 Cents: It will be tough to top world’s #1 Patriots’ fan Dave Portnoy blowing off the greatest coach in NFL history to watch his horse lose.
Meet Your Heroes Award
- Dave & Brady at the Kentucky Derby
Big Cat talking to MJ on PMT with Denny Hamlin
McGregor shouting out Robbie in Vegas
- Drink Paint – PMT
Chonk – PMT
Game of Thrones Theme Song – Francis
My New Girlfriend – Pup Punk
My Go2 Cents: I listened to Chonk like…to listen to it, unironically. Like I watched the video and laughed, then found myself hitting replay and not even watching, just listening to the song. I feel like that kind of transcends the category; although you could argue Pup Punk is like, a legitimate band that could get radio airtime. It’s a tough choice but I don’t think anything topped Big Cat spitting those grimy bars.
Best Foreign Film
- Donnie & PFT @ Rugby 7s
Donnie Does Tajikistan
Caleb, Rone & Buddha Ben in France
Riggs at Ryder Cup
The Smitty Gaming Award
- Zah driving trains
Smitty Losing to Ninja
Smitty live streaming for win #2
My Go2 Cents: Honestly, there’s too many classic moments to count.
Biggest Hit of the Year
- Spider Getting Hit By Francis at Field Day
Zah Getting Smacked in the Face by a Basketball
Donnie punching someone at Rugby 7s
Willie Breaking a Door
Chaps & Kate getting attacked by dogs
Best RNR Moments
- Spider in a headlock
Spider at Florida Georgia bodying a rogue fan
Milk Man & Jess
Best Pizza Review
- Mike Portnoy Review
Frankie with Jersey Shore Cast
Joe & Pat’s
- Liz/Frankie 27thRings & Rundown Video
Dave Kicked Out of Super Bowl & Media Day
PFT Eating Horse Shit for the Caps
Kayce as a “Boston Fan”
Carrabis on the Duck Boat Calling into radio
YP & Boris
My Go2 Cents: Iconic.
- West Coast Wagon Tour
Spikes Up Tour
Thanks again to Dunkin’ for partnering with us for the Barstool Awards two years in a row. Dunkin’ has a great deal on two of your favorites for $2, $4, or $5. 2 egg and cheese wraps for $2, 2 bagels with cream cheese spread for $4, and 2 bacon egg and cheese croissants for $5 #VivaLaDunkin