New Balance Already Won The Raptors Championship Parade With Kawhi's "Board Man Gets Paid" Shirt

Look at New Balance casually going out and winning the hottest new title in sports, best t-shirt during an NBA championship parade. On the day after Father’s Day no less! Everyone got their jokes off when the lowkey New Balance signed super lowkey (yet still fun guy) Kawhi then slapped the lowkey Times New Roman font on his shoes.

But after all that, the Board Man did what he does which is get boards and take care of fucking business (#Sources tell me he will be getting paid in a few weeks). And now New Balance will get paid too since I imagine every crazy canuck jammed at that parade, celebrating injuries at The Toronto Tavern, wrestling in The Dungeon of the Hart House in Alberta, or living in an igloo somewhere in British Columbia is going to pay for a Board Man Gets Paid shirt. Then once Kawhi signs with a big market team in July, all his new fans are gonna get on the New Balance train since this shirt is going to go superviral just like all the other past winners of Best T-Shirt At The NBA Parade did.

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Draymond won it last year:

As well as two years ago:

While LeBron took home the title in 2016*

*Only on a technicality since shirtless JR Smith was clearly the champion of that parade/summer

So live it up Kawhi as dads around the world thank you for putting New Balance on your back and we promise not to clown you for waiting until this parade to run Smoke.exe on your motherboard for the first time.