Here’s an excerpt from my special, Francis Ellis: Bad Guy. The special premieres tonight at 7PM exclusively on Barstool Gold. I will be throwing my phone into the ocean and avoiding the internet à la Johnny Drama after the premiere of Five Towns. With any luck, someone will find me atop a mountain to tell me Bad Guy is being hailed as the greatest piece of Barstool content since today’s PMT episode, an honor it will hold until Dave’s pizza review drops 20 minutes later. But for that time, it will make all Gold subscribers feel superior to their non-subscribing coworkers/enemies.
Speaking of, subscribe here to watch the special tonight! You’ll also get to see yesterday’s brand new Barstool documentary installment, which is my favorite one yet.
Enjoy. And if you don’t, smoke more weed and watch it again. Thanks guys.