Tonight's Warriors Rally Towels Honoring Both Oakland And Kevin Durant Are Fucking Incredible

Blogger’s Note: I just saw Hubbs published this before I did. I think I had the drop on him in Drafts since I didn’t see it anywhere, but I stepped away from the computer for a second because Wifey called and missed out on being #first on the blog. My promise to you the reader is that it will never happen again. And if it does, I will kill Hubbs to make sure it doesn’t happen a third time

We will see you in Toronto for Game 7 on Sunday night! I mean we have to, right? Because in case the Warriors and their fans weren’t going to be hyped enough after surviving elimination in one of the craziest games we have seen in years, tugging at the heart strings by dedicating the night to the last game at Oakland as well as KD (RIP In Peace) is damn near unfair. Raptors fans will have to be praying for every Warrior player to get hurt in order for Toronto to fight off that type of emotion. I think the only way you could get more reaction out of a free rally towel is by stamping the Barstool Sports logo on it then wait for the Blue Checkmark Brigade to stomp their feet and cry about it (If the Warriors want to do that, I’m sure I can get one of the nerds on the 3rd floor here to agree to terms and send over the latest PNG of our logo).

And in case the Warriors want to pull out all the stops for their last game in Oakland, they should bring the unofficial Mayor of Oakland to center court before the game, give him a mic and let his words of wisdom inspire every man, woman, and child in that building to carry the Dubs to victory tonight.