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Desperate Orioles Fan After Beating Two Kids To A Foul Ball: "I Know It's Terrible But I've Been Coming Here For 30 Years Just To Get This!""

First of all, that’s a shitty caption on the tweet of the video. That man didn’t steal anything. He won the rights to that foul ball fair and square. Those two kids even had him outnumbered and he still beat them. The hungry dog runs faster. He wanted it more, plain and simple. If they really wanted that ball they would have taken advantage of their numbers and used one of themselves as a human shield while the other went after the ball. They didn’t care enough and it showed. To say this man “stole” that ball is blasphemous.

And how about the announcers saying, “Now he’s threatening them?” Yeah let’s just jump to the most severe of conclusions why don’t we? I’m a horrible lip reader, but even I could see what he said here.

“I know that’s terrible, but I’ve been coming here for 30 years just to get this.”

Those two kids will learn from this and use it as fuel to get their next foul ball. You want to see desperation? Just look at this man’s face.

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Those are “I’m at an Orioles game by myself and I NEED a foul ball before I die” eyes. Not exactly a person I’d want to fuck with. Those kids didn’t stand a chance.