Sad Story: Dude Who Married His Best Friend's Mom Just To Piss Off His Best Friend Files For Divorce

White Sox Dave6/13/2019 1:45 PM

Some marriages just don’t last forever.
E! News can confirm that YouTube star David Dobrik is legally calling it quits with his wife of one month, Lorraine Nash. In May, David took to social media to announce he’d tied the knot with Lorraine, the mother of his friend and fellow YouTube star Jason Nash.
“Last night I became my best friends stepfather by marrying his mother,” he wrote on Instagram along with a picture of the duo in wedding attire. “So grateful for this opportunity. I’ll treat you as my own. Love you Jason, now go take out the trash it’s stinking up our living room.”
He also explained to his fans on Twitter, “My friend told me I would never find love and get married. So I flew to his moms house and married her on the spot. Now that same friend is my stepson. True love always wins.”

This is incredible. There is nothing, NOTHING better than holding shit over your buddy’s head. You see this old computer right here?

This was my college computer. You may be asking yourself, “WSD, why do you have some old, shitty MacBook chillin in your bed while you blog in your underwear?”

Well let me tell you. The year was 2008. This white MacBook was one of the best computers on the market for a college student. I was in the midst of my best bullpen catching season of my career to date at North Central College and my friends not on the baseball team were in a middle of a spring break trip to PCB. While there, they sent me a picture of my friend passed out, spooning with a fat chick after banging her in one of the bedrooms.

When said friend found out the picture was circulating he went BAT SHIT crazy. It’d be one thing if it was some southern belle from Alabama or some hot blonde with fake tits from Miami of OH or some shit but this girl closely resembled my 4th grade teacher. My 4th grade teacher was also exceptionally overweight. My 4th grade teacher also had a snaggletooth.

that was about 12 years ago. But back to the computer – you know when I keep this thing?

LEVERAGE.

That picture is still on this computer and if my buddy ever needs to catch a slap, I won’t do it physically. It’ll be cyber warfare. I’ll just tweet it out to 30,000+ people or throw it on the Barstool Chicago IG that has ~400,000 followers. It’s the ultimate way to keep him in check.

But this David Dobrik guy from the E story? He’s taking this shit to a whole new level. It’s one thing to blackmail your friend with a picture of him and a hefty girl, it’s another to fly your buddy’s mom across the country and hitch her in Vegas. Assuming he fucked her (I know she’s old, but this is a buddy trying to piss of his friend here. Standards know no bounds in this case), he’s like Paul Finch fucking Stiffler’s mom in American Pie x10000.

Update: sent my friend in the story the link to this blog just now, here was his response: