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Principal Proposes That Porn Stars Teach Sex Education In School

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NYDNNo-one will be skipping class for this teacher. Sex ed at a top British boarding school could soon be “taught” by a porn star. Principal Mark Slater says wide-eyed kids at posh The Leys in Cambridge would benefit if X-rated actresses came in to tell their stories.  A blue movie queen’s tales of the industry would “empower” youngsters to understand the dangers of pornography, he claimed. “I wouldn’t rule it out — simply because of what they’ve done in their life — if I felt that person was going to put across good values and be a good influence,” said the 59-year-old

Listen when you need to learn about skydiving do you want to go to some old woman who’s read books about physics and airplanes? No. You wanna go to the bro who’s done 5,000 jumps in his career who knows exactly how to jump out of the plane, right?

Well when it comes to sex education, who do you want? The gym teacher who doubles as a health teacher reading the technical terms for dicks and pussies out of a book? Or the porn star who literally fucks for a living? You want the chick who is a flat out expert on dicks going into vaginas and other various holes. You get the practical, real life advice on how to do this best. For example, safe sex – “Girls if you don’t want to get pregnant, just put the penis in your mouth and/or butt. You can’t get pregnant in there.” Or, “AIDS is a very real scare – remember Naomi Russel with the lisp and the perfect ass? One time I was supposed to do a strap on lesbian scene with her but it was canceled because she contracted HIV.” This is all that real life shit that kids can learn from.

I promise you this school will turn out to be the most well educated sexuall active kids and I bet all the girls will know how to deepthroat. Its a win win for everyone.