Two Days Left To Get Barstool at the Park Tickets, Get Em While Ya Can!

The HOTTEST event of the summer is coming at ya on June 29th.  Sure Zac Brown is playing that night but he doesn’t hold a candle to Yoan Moncada, Eloy Jimenez, Lucas Giolito and soon to be Dylan Cease, among others.

Right now the White Sox sit a mere 12.5 games out of 1st and 4 games out of the 2nd wild card.  The event is only 17 days away, so by that time the Sox should have at least a healthy 2-3 game lead on the division with bum teams like Boston chasing them for the Wild Card.

But WSD what can we get for this package deal?

– A BYOB tailgate in Lot B where you’ll find people jumping through tables, a live DJ, 3 or 4 women and our guy Billy taking brews to the dome out of his prosthetic leg

– A patio pass that starts 1 hour 30 mins prior to first pitch and ends 30 mins after first pitch that is all you can eat/drink.  This part of the deal literally pays for itself

– Bleacher ticket

– speed pitch contest where I will defend myself as the 4 time champion

and we’ll even try to run it back to Joe’s on Weed for the Rod Tuffcurls concert that night, assuming we’re not all comatose.  Ask anyone who’s gone – Cubs fans, Sox fans, or non-baseball fans will all tell you it’s a blast and it’s only about $50