The HOTTEST event of the summer is coming at ya on June 29th. Sure Zac Brown is playing that night but he doesn’t hold a candle to Yoan Moncada, Eloy Jimenez, Lucas Giolito and soon to be Dylan Cease, among others.
Right now the White Sox sit a mere 12.5 games out of 1st and 4 games out of the 2nd wild card. The event is only 17 days away, so by that time the Sox should have at least a healthy 2-3 game lead on the division with bum teams like Boston chasing them for the Wild Card.
But WSD what can we get for this package deal?
– A BYOB tailgate in Lot B where you’ll find people jumping through tables, a live DJ, 3 or 4 women and our guy Billy taking brews to the dome out of his prosthetic leg
– A patio pass that starts 1 hour 30 mins prior to first pitch and ends 30 mins after first pitch that is all you can eat/drink. This part of the deal literally pays for itself
– Bleacher ticket
– speed pitch contest where I will defend myself as the 4 time champion
and we’ll even try to run it back to Joe’s on Weed for the Rod Tuffcurls concert that night, assuming we’re not all comatose. Ask anyone who’s gone – Cubs fans, Sox fans, or non-baseball fans will all tell you it’s a blast and it’s only about $50