Miller Lite Finally Made That Beer Can That Also Serves As A Functioning Video Game Controller That Everybody Has Been Asking For
You know all those times when you’ve been gassing a 30 rack with the boys and everybody keeps saying “man, I really wish we could use some of these cans to play video games”? Well fret no more, folks, because that invention finally exists. The printing press. The light bulb. The cantroller. Just some of the most influential inventions throughout human history.
Now if you’ll all allow me to put on my serious hat for a moment here, this type of thing scares the ever living heck out of me. Not the cantroller itself. But what the cantroller represents. And what it represents is that scientists are pretty much able to make anything at this point. Just imagine if this was like 40 years ago and somebody came up with the idea to make a video game controller out of a beer can. You’d think that would take some alien technology shit to create such a thing. And here we are 40 years later, and that alien technology shit is right here. 40 years ago isn’t really that long of a time if you really think about it.
I know that it’s just a video game controller that also serves as a beer can. But if that’s possible, then you’d have to imagine that every other idea that you’d think would require alien technology is possible too. And the cantroller is just something that those science nerds feel comfortable enough with to just hand out to the public. Imagine how much shit they’ve already created that they would never tell the public about. A beer can that also serves as a communication device with other dimensions? No fucking thank you. That’s the last thing I need to be doing while getting shit faced. Cool idea though.
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