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Of Course There Was A Naked Man In Florida Slinging Urine At Cops Outside Of A Circle K

[Source] - When a naked man tried to break into a Florida convenience store, police responded to the scene, where the suspect allegedly yelled, made rude gestures and tried to “sling urine” on them.

The suspect, who has not been identified, was shouting and trying to get inside, according to officials. Staff locked the doors to protect themselves and customers.

The man is accused of then urinating on the doors.

Nothing about this is surprising at all. The fact it happened in Florida, Dayton Beach to be exact. The fact it happened outside of a Circle K. The fact that we’re talking about a naked dude slinging piss at cops. All that checks out and Florida is so weird no one is even batting an eye at it.

I’ll tell you where the credit is deserved here. The staff at Circle K. I’d like to think I’d react quickly to a naked guy pissing on my doors. Actually, I had a clothed man piss on my porch and reacted at decent speed at 3am.

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But I wasn’t working. I was simply sleeping. I’d like to think if I was busy at work at a Circle K and a naked man approached I’d have a quick enough first step to beat him to the door and lock it. Now you have to sit here and clean up piss, but that’s a small price to pay. Easier to hose down the door than inside the place.

Never change, Florida. Well, maybe just a little bit.