It’s no secret that Keanu Reeves is on the biggest heater on planet earth right now. He’s the most beloved human being in the world, ‘John Wick 3′ just solidified that trilogy as one of the greatest action trilogies of all time, his cameo in Ali Wong’s ‘Always Be My Maybe’ – where he plays himself – is rightfully making the rounds and going viral because of how fucking funny he is in it, he’s got a role in ‘Toy Story 4′ coming up later this month, and he’s right on the brink of the ‘Bill & Ted’ reunion…but that ain’t enough.
Now, Keanu is entering the digital world, and will be featured as one of the stars of ‘Cyberpunk 2077′, which Devlin has described to me as the Grand Theft Auto of the future. Apparently it’s like the most anticipated game of all time, and they just threw Keanu in the mix, so now it’s the greatest game of all time. What a brilliant fucking move.
ANYWAY, they brought him out to present the game at E3, and some dude yelled “YOU’RE BREATHTAKING” at him (which he is), and he responded by calling that dude, and then everyone in the room…breathtaking. He’s just the fucking best. Everything he does takes the world by storm. It’s a beautiful time to be alive.
Honestly, I’d like to see Keanu get added to everything now. He should’ve been the one on the Iron Throne at the end of Game of Thrones, he should’ve come outta one of them Doctor Strange portals at the end of ‘Avengers: Endgame’, he should be the one to kill Kylo Ren AND The Emperor in ‘The Rise of Skywalker’, I’m talking everything. Put Keanu in everything.