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Dating Apps Are To Blame For New "Super Strains" Of STDs


(Independent)–Dating apps and sexual health stigma are adding to more than a million new STD infections every day and driving a surge of untreatable superbug strains, the World Health Organisation has warned.

There are 376 million diagnoses a year of treatable STDs like chlamydia, gonorrhoea, syphilis and trichomoniasis among people under the age of 50, according to WHO figures.

While most infections are currently treatable with antibiotics the WHO said drug resistance is a growing threat, particularly in gonorrhoea, which “could lead to the disease being impossible to treat”.
It’s Friday. You’re single. The summer attire of white pants, sundresses, and those things girls wear as shirts that are really just bras have got you feeling kind horny so you pull up your apps and start looking for Mrs Right
You find a girl who is cute. She loves her friends and her family, that baby isn’t hers, she’s been to Europe, and she’s also been sky diving. ADVENTUROUS! She’s told you everything you need to know about her inside of a small profile. Well, everything except for the fact that she’s carrying an STD. According to the World Health Organization there’s million cases of STDs reported EVERY DAY. Every fucking day someone else out there is going to the doctor because they came in contact with a dirty dick. Statistically, if you swipe right 25 times, one of those people is going to have an STD.
And right on cue, here comes the old people to blame millenials and their new smart phones for all of the new diseases
“Sex is becoming more accessible,” Dr Wi said. “You have dating apps and all that, probably that’s a factor. If it’s accessible and you have more sex, you have more STIs.”
SMGDH. People have been around for a long time and they’ve been horny forever. This article is saying syphilis is becoming a bigger issue than ever. Well…there was a syphilis epedemic in Europe because Christopher Columbus and all of his men were so horny after being cooped up in the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria that they brought the New World STD back to Europe and caused everyone in Naples to have bleeding puss dick and rotten brains. So that wasn’t because of tinder. That was just straight up regular horniness.
There’s always risk associated with sex. That’s half the fun. And people are never going to stop swiping just because they might have a little burning sensation when they pee. Here is another little fact for you…as a general rule of thumb, women find 85% of the male population unattractive and 50% of every man whoever lived failed to procreate. So basically what I am saying is that there is a better chance that you’ll never have sex again because basically every girl on the planet finds you utterly repulsive. So if you match with a girl on an app, it’s probably worth dealing with a super STD because the alternative is no sex and that is no way to live.