I just saw these pictures of UFC Flyweight Champion Henry Cejudo throwing out the first pitch for today’s Cubs game, and I vomited in my mouth. Literal vomit in my mouth.
Between the Party City crown, the chain he’s wearing his Olympic Gold Medal on (BTW did you know he has an Olympic Gold Medal???????), and his general demeanor in the interviews he’s conducted over the past few months, I just gotta come right out and say it – I fucking hate this guy. I feel like I defended him and his corny ass antics for way too long right about now, because he was certainly the lesser of the two evils with THIS cringey mothafucka…
…but now, I’m done. I’m sick of it. I’ve seen the light, and I’m sick of Henry Cejudo.
Fuck this guy.
Oh, and how about he gives Joseph Benavidez his much deserved rematch for the 125lb title before hopping up to Bantamweight? Huh? How bout that?
I spoke with Cejudo’s opponent this Saturday, Marlon Moraes, earlier in the week, and asked if he finds the Flyweight Champ to be as cringeworthy as I do, and spoiler alert for tomorrow’s pod: he does. Subscribe now!
UPDATE: ELEVEN MINUTES FOLLOWING THE PUBLISHING OF THIS BLOG THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOES THIS….UNBELIEVABLE!!!
UPDATE 2: WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON?!?!?!?!