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Chick Trying To Break The World Record For Tiniest Waist Is Sexy As Fuck

Huff Po - Want the world’s smallest waist? It’s a cinch! Michele Koebke has worn corsets for three years to shrink her 25-inch (64 cm) waist to a mere 21-inches (54 cm), Barcroft TV reports. The 24-year-old from Germany told The Huffington Post in an interview that she only takes her corset off to shower — she even sleeps in it. “I started binding at the end of 2009,” Koebke said. “I can bind [my waist] down to 41 cm (16 in). I want to get to 38 cm (14.9 in).” Because she cannot stomach normal-sized meals, she must eat ten tiny meals per day, according to Barcroft. She also suffers shortness of breath and has difficulty supporting herself without a corset. That won’t stop her, though. She told HuffPost she doesn’t experience pain, and is set on trying to break the world record.

I’ll be perfectly honest, this chick is gross. Her stretchy flabby excess skin is absolutely revolting. Her stomach looks like a slab of pizza dough ready to be tossed around and kneaded. She’s ugly, and she looks like she belongs in the circus.

But goddammit I wanna watch the Anti-Fat Shaming Activists get all fired up. So yea, this chick is sexy! I don’t know where she put her internal organs, but I wanna have sex with her! A 21 inch waist is much better than a fat ass 51 inch waist. I’ll take this bitch out to eat 10 times a day just to grab on to those hips/ledges sticking out of her waist.

Go nuts, you Fat Shaming Crybabies.