Meanwhile In Scotland: Nutty Video Of Naked Man Attacking Neighbors With Bicycle Tire

**Before you click on the fight video in this tweet, please know there is a very pale tadger ‘n bawbag (Scottish slang for penis/scrotum) on the loose for the bulk of it.

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The breakdown:

00:00 – Fully dressed man swings bicycle tire at man who decided to fight naked (except for taking the time to put socks, shoes & a jacket on).

00:20 – Dressed man throws tire at naked man, who excitedly grabs the weapon & charges. Lots of screaming on the main street in front of a dog grooming place.

01:20 – Naked man confronts woman (**warning – tough to watch – he hits her at 01:30) (**warning – great to watch – she proceeds to kick his ass at 01:35).

01:45 – Three of them gang up on naked man & send him running. His jacket is ripped off & he’s only wearing socks & shoes now.

02:14 – They drive off leaving his jacket on the ground.

From what I gathered, this strange scene took place on Porterfield Road in the Renfrew neighborhood of Glasgow, Scotland. Here’s a map to help you stay worldly:

Despite missing the whole context of the brawl & needing an interpreter to figure out what words they were yelling at each other, the biggest battle of all was my brain trying to understand Scottish Twitter’s response to it:

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In the end, the polis (police!) came & dragged him into the back of their van while he appeared to scream something about their moms. At least he was clothed this time.