Old Bitch Attempting Survive On Sunlight Only


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After beginning her diet of nothing but sunlight:

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SEATTLEA few rare plants can live on exclusively sunlight, water and air. But a human? One Seattle woman is trying to find out. Navenna Shine, the founder and subject of the Living on Light experiment, plans to spend the next four to six months abstaining from food of any kind and living on only light, water and tea. According to her website, Shine started the experiment in an attempt to follow a group of obscure Yogis, who for thousands of years have claimed the ability to live on light. Some who adhere to such practices are called “breatharians,” — someone who gains energy and sustenance strictly through air and sunshine — and Shine hopes to prove it is possible by living out the experiment. While difficult, Shine hopes the body can be trained to live through the hardships of surviving without food. “The only way to prove it is by doing it,” Shine said. Shine said she is not completely sure she will be able to succeed, but intends to give the experiment a fair attempt. Throughout the experiment, she will film herself on eight cameras positioned throughout her house to ensure to herself and others she does not cheat. “Can I do this?” Shine asked. “Will I succeed? I don’t know the answer to this because I haven’t done it yet. I only know that I shall not cheat. I want to know this as much as you do. Time will tell the rest.” Shine called her attempt a “huge moment in history.

Lookin good babe! Started out looking like an old woman and after four weeks of no food or water and nothing but sunshine, you now look like Walter Donovan when he drank from the wrong cup in The Last Crusade. Good luck though, Naveena Shine. Its not like anyone has tried this before and promptly died after 3 weeks. Bald, sunburned and emaciated is definitely the best way to go out!

I need to sit down with a Breatharian and talk to them I want to eat a fucking glazed donut bacon egg and cheese in a dark room right in front of their face and ask them all sorts of questions about his asshole way of living. Yesterday I declared people who pronounce Mary, Merry and Marry the same way as the biggest assholes on the planet. But just 24 hours later I’m ready to crown Breatharians the worst people alive. All of you should just go live on sunlight and drop dead.