(Source) For instance, one of the activities at Harbaugh’s recent bachelor party (he’s been married twice) was laser tag. Everyone signed up for a name on an electronic scoresheet. He chose “Captain Comeback,” an homage to his playing days as an NFL quarterback. And from there, everyone went to work.
When the fake smoke cleared and the game wrapped, it was revealed that Captain Comeback recorded more “kills” than anyone else in the party. Harbaugh won. Because he always wins. But upon further examination of where each person’s shots came from, it became clear why he won in such a landslide.
“All his shots came against this 10-year-old kid,” laughs Eric Bakhtiari, who played for Harbaugh in college and in the NFL with the 49ers. “He just sat there, hunting this 10-year-old kid so he could win.
First of all, Jim Harbaugh lighting up a 10 year old kid in Laser Tag is the least surprising story of all time right? If his son (random kid, whoops) didn’t want to get killed he would’ve been better, or older or faster. Family ties don’t matter when you’re playing a little L Tag with the boys, suck it up kid and get better.
What was shocking though was the fact that a 10 year old kid was at his bachelor party and the fact that his bachelor party was at a Laser Tag place. I knew Jim Harbaugh was a psycho but that’s pushing it. I bet his bachelor party was just a day full of competitions. Laser Tag, Arm Wrestling, 5k race, swim meet, bowling, paintball, chugging contest, and on and on it went. Strippers and Gambling? Nah, Harbaugh wants to do one thing and one thing only, and that’s compete against everyone in the entire world.
Marc Trestman would have been sitting in the corner with a broken gun, telling everyone it worked perfectly in practice.