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Chick Denied Entry To Prom Because Her Tits Were Too Big

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SILVERDALE, Wash. – It’s supposed to be one of the most memorable moments of a teen’s life, but one Central Kitsap High School student said she was turned away from her senior prom for having a large chest. Brittany Minder is sharing her story because she doesn’t want anyone else to suffer the pain and humiliation that she did on a night meant for celebration. Minder’s search for the perfect prom dress took her all the way to Canada, but when she showed up at the senior prom in her brand-new gown, she was told she couldn’t come inside. “In my opinion, I feel that it is because I’m bigger chested and there is more cleavage that you can see, and there’s nothing I could really do about that,” she said. According to the school’s dress code, strapless dresses are allowed as long as cleavage, midriff and lower back are covered. “It was blatant from the start that the school was not being fair in how they were enforcing that rule,” said Minder’s dad, Gary Minder. Minder’s parents have no problem with the rules, but say their daughter was singled out for having a large chest. “All women are not created equal, and you can not compare a golf ball to a grapefruit. It ain’t gonna happen,” Kim Minder said. Gary Minder wonders what kind of dress the school would have found acceptable. “A girl like Brittany should not have to go to a dance in a burlap sack because she’s large busted,” he said. “It’s ridiculous.”

Kim Minder for Mom of the Century. When you’re on the news comparing your daughter’s bombs to grapefruits – taking shots at all the itty bitty tittie girls out there with golfballs – well that’s how you fucking mother. Not worried about her daughter covering up and dressing modest. Not worrying about attracting the wrong kind of boys. Kim Minder is going to bat for her daughter and her 5 gallon Milk Wagons. Bitch has pride in those flapjacks.

Guarantee the principal or whoever enforced this rule was some flat chested broad who’s looked like a pre-pubescent boy her whole life. Just bitter that Brittany Minder has those fat-girl-tits. Sporting that armpit cleavage. Probably got those big veiny monsters that rest on top of her stomach when she sits down. But at the end of the day people are still talking about her and those bombs and some flat chested asshole is jealous. She remembers being the only girl at the prom who didn’t get laid. She remembers watching the boys flock to big tits like they have some sort of gravitational pull. And now she’s exacting her revenge on big titted bitches everywhere. Sorry you have a pair of golfballs, Mrs. Principal.