Slap Fight Between The Synthol Kid & A Russian Slap Champion: Who Ya Got?

Turns out when your arms are literally filled with nothing but jelly, you dont pack the punch that a fella who has been drinking vodka since it was coming out of his mother’s breast does. Imagine standing there and willfully and wantingly taking a slap to your fucking dome from this burly bearded boy. No fucking thank you. The synthol kid’s arms are fake big but his neck is real pencil. His neck and shoulders simply do not have the strength required to keep his brain intact when the Russian fella sends his cognitive function to the Space Station Mir.

I honestly would rather him kick me straight in the dick head than take his bear paw to my ear. Do you know how much that must smart? Your ears would be ringing like you were taking the advice from Dr. Dre.