That Girl Football Star Just Dropped A Pee-Wee Highlight Tape And It's Pretty Damn Impressive

Sam Gordon is the smallest player in her league . . . and she’s a girl – the only girl in her age division. But that doesn’t stop Sam from fearlessly speeding down the field, dodging boys left and right all the way to the end zone!

Good for her. Those moves and breakaway speed are nothing to sneeze at. If she had something swinging between her legs Nick Saban would been making phone calls already. Sam better enjoy the hype now because once the boys start to catch up it’ll most likely be time to pick up that field hockey stick. And if it isn’t and she’s still dominating then god help us all. I can’t imagine what kind of athletic beast of a Holly Mangold Hulk she’d grow into at this current pace. You see what she’s into at the end, too? Paintballing, wrestling, rockets. She’s got more man in her as a kid than I do now.