13-Year-Old Orphan Says She'd Rather Stay Dirt Poor In Thailand Than Be Adopted By Kim Kardashian...Wait, What?
DM – A teenager from a children’s home in a poverty-stricken region of Thailand made an astonishing decision to turn down an offer from reality TV star Kim Kardashian to adopt her into a life of wealth and glamour overseas. The level-headed 13-year-old called Pink said she shook with excitement when she heard the multi-millionaire wanted to adopt her, but insisted she wanted to study in Thailand instead then help her impoverished homeland and the orphans she has grown up with. The girl with a sunny smile stole Kim’s heart when she visited the ramshackle children’s home in Thailand’s Phang Nga province, a region where more than 4,000 people perished in the 2004 tsunami.
Everyone’s applauding this bright, young girl for upholding her morals and not taking the easy way out. You know what I say?
Get off your intellectual high horse, “Pink”. You want to help out your impoverished homeland and fellow orphans? Spend sometime sucking Satan’s bloated teet. You can dig a lot of wells for your village when your adoptive family is worth $4000000 trillion dollars. Staying poor and working from the ground up is the honorable move, but respect only goes so far when you’re shitting in a hole. It’s a horrible decision to not accept the heartless offer and be used as a PR tool the rest of your days. Charles Barkley said it best: “I’d work for the Klan if they paid me enough.” I’d be her kid in a nanosecond. Hell, the woman would leave me in less time than that just to be a Kardashian slave. Pink will think twice about that golden ticket when she looks down at one of her brother’s bootleg DVD’s he sells and sees her almost adoptive mother with a dark dick in her mouth.
Or the other hand, how much of a slap in the face is it that a person with limited access to running water turns down a life of opulence because she doesn’t like you? If Kim still had a soul a part of it might have shed a tear.