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United Airlines Being Sued By 17 Year Old Because They Let Some Dude Jerk Off Next To Her On Their Flight

TMZUnited Airlines has just been accused of allowing a male passenger to masturbate next to a 17-year-old girl on board one of its flights last year. Monica Amestoy — now 18 — has filed a lawsuit against UA, claiming she was flying back to L.A. from a high school debate tournament in New York last October when the incident occurred. According to Amestoy, represented by Gloria Allred, a male passenger seated across the aisle from her exposed his penis to her during the flight … and masturbated. Amestoy says she complained to a flight attendant multiple times — and the flight attendant did nothing to stop the man from continuing his behavior … she wasn’t moved, and the passenger wasn’t addressed in any way. Amestoy says the man briefly stopped masturbating while the flight attendant was nearby, but quickly resumed once the flight attendant left. According to Allred, the man in question has since been arrested, prosecuted, and convicted in connection with the alleged crime. Allred says the man has also been ordered to register as a sex offender. Amestoy is suing for negligence, false imprisonment, and intentional infliction of emotional distress — demanding unspecified damages. A rep for United Airlines tells us, “The comfort and security of our customers is our top priority, and we will closely review this complaint when we receive it.”

Hey bitch what the fuck do you want United Airlines to do? Bump you up to First Class? Get out of my face. First Class tickets cost like 10,000 bucks. You think a dude beating his dick is worth that kind of upgrade? For sure not. If we’re gonna start suing every time we sit down on a plane and don’t like who’s sitting next to us, the lawsuits will literally never stop. Sometimes you sit next to a Fat that takes up half your seat. Sometimes you sit next to a baby crying. And sometimes you sit next to a dude beating his dick joining the Mile High Club all by himself. Like the flight attendant said “That sucks. But theres nothing we can do about it.” Ask for a couple extra nips, put your head phones in, and keep your eyes facing forward. Or at the very least just join in. Like that story in Mallrats. One guys starts jerking off so everyone joins in. Thats a lot more fun than crying like a whiny bitch about it.

PS – Remind me to fly United from now on huh? Quite the perk. Jetblue has Direct TV and Virgin has really comfortable seats but on United you can literally jerk off without every being arrested or even told to stop. Flight attendants spend all flight telling you to turn this off and buckle that up. Fold your tray up and put your seat upright. Sit down when I tell you too. But jerking off is apparently off limits. Can’t tell a passenger what to do when it comes to beating their dicks. United is the only way to fly.