Reader Email - Does My Buddies First Lip Get Him Laid?

Reader Email

Hey Prez,

My buddy packed his first lip the other night, was just wondering if this video of him gets him laid?

Umm bro…you’re doing it wrong?  Seriously I don’t even know what’s happening here?  Is that all puke?   Come on dude.  Clean it up.  Act like a professional for me one time.