$4 Million Worth Of Jewelry Was "Accidentally" Left On A Plane On The Way To Cannes

Page Six - A woman carrying about $4 million worth of jewelry for British pop siren Rita Ora to wear at the Cannes Film Festival had a gem of a brain lock and forgot the bling on a plane, according to reports.

The courier, who was tasked with transporting the jewelry loaned by a luxury brand, forgot her carry-on luggage on her plane at the airport in Nice, France, after it arrived from London, according to AFP.

By the time she realized, the plane had already taken off for the return flight to London’s Luton Airport.

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I am SO woke on this. This simply does not happen. Nobody forgets $4 million worth of jewelry on a plane. NOBODY. Especially when those jewels are meant for Rita Ora at Cannes and your only job is to get them into her hands. Let me set a scene- you win a thousand bucks at the casino. You put it in your wallet. You have to walk from the casino to your hotel or maybe you’re getting on the plane with it, you check your pockets every 30 seconds for your wallet. You just do. You want to make sure that money is on you and it’s safe. That’s $1,000, not $4 million in jewelry. You can’t simply walk off the plane without the bag containing those jewels. I’ve never walked off a plane without my carry-on, and all I have in there is a pair of boxers and a half eaten bag of sour patch kids.

So obviously there is something more going on here. It’s an inside job. Someone in the London airport where the plane went next was expecting the bag. That person then switched out the real jewels for fake jewels, and then

“the jewelry was recovered at Luton and sent back to Nice via London’s Heathrow Airport.”

This was the perfect heist. Nobody is any wiser. Rita Ora got her $4 million in jewelry, or so she thinks. But if everyone uses their heads for 5 seconds like I just did, you will see this was an absolutely perfect crime. Dwight would be proud.