Female Squash Players Are NOT Happy About Tournament Grand Prize, Which Is A Vibrator

(NYP)–A group of champion female squash players slammed the Spanish tournament they won as sexist after being given vibrators as a prize.

The incident took place after the winner of the Asturias Squash Championship 2019, Elisabet Sado Garriga, received her prize along with runner-up Olaya Fernandez Lence.

Third-place winner Marina Arraiza Mier and fourth-place winner Cristina Barandica Fernandez also were given gifts. The prizes for the four included a “Pure Fantasy” vibrator from Durex, a waxing set and an electronic exfoliator for their feet.

The vibrator is sold as an “elegant personal stimulator designed to give you sensual pleasure.” The winners reportedly filed a complaint with the country’s squash federation for sexism and discrimination.

This is one of those instances where you wonder how many people are involved in a decision because whenever something THIS stupid comes along I like to think that it was just one idiot as opposed to a collection of idiots. That makes me feel better. Having a prize pack for the winners? Yep, very nice. First item? Electronic exfoliator for their feet….not traditional, but I’d imagine that squash players feet get pretty beat up during a tournament. Lots of stopping and starting, lots of wear and tear. Maybe it’d be nice to get an exfoliator to treat yo self. Waxing kit…uhh kinda weird, but again…self care is important. Vibrator…

Here is a picture of the prize package

I went to a fancy prep school where squash was actually a pretty big deal on campus. And even though it’s a small sample size, I can tell you that the girls squash team was known as one of the horniest teams around. Super horny. Even by prep school standards. Can’t have this though. One of those instances where you have to be like “will people be offended if I give them something to help them get off” and when you ask that question in your head the answer should always come back “yes”. That Doesn’t matter how horny you are. Doesn’t matter how horny female squash players are. You just can’t give away sex toys as a prize package for anything other than maybe a porn convention. Just takes one second of critical thinking. Get your brain beyond the groaning and yelling and just give them cash. That way the horny squash players can just take the money and get their own vibrators.