Pentagon Confirms That They're Studying UFOs And That Aliens Are Real(Pretty Much)

(NYP)–In a statement provided exclusively to The Post, a Department of Defense spokesman said a secret government initiative called the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program “did pursue research and investigation into unidentified aerial phenomena.”

And while the DOD says it shut down the AATIP in 2012, spokesman Christopher Sherwood acknowledged that the department still investigates claimed sightings of alien spacecraft.

“The Department of Defense is always concerned about maintaining positive identification of all aircraft in our operating environment, as well as identifying any foreign capability that may be a threat to the homeland,” Sherwood said.

There is NOTHING hotter in the streets right now that outer space(except maybe Earth’s sea temps). Bezos, Musk, Trump, China, India, Russia, and fucking anyone with 3 trillion nickles to rub together is trying to get to the moon and Mars and everywhere else. Now, finally, the Pentagon is admitting that they’re studying the possibility that Aliens are coming here. This is right after the Navy is changing their guidelines for reporting UFOs. Feels like we are inching towards a late night Trump tweet where he’s just like “yeah, I’ve personally made contact with the aliens. It was tremendous. We had a tremendous conversation”. I am so ready for aliens. Been ready since I saw Independence Day circa 1997. Earth needs someone we can all hate together. Bring humans together by being like “YO FUCK these aliens”. Common enemy just like in the movie. It’d be great for Earth morale.

You know who I feel bad for though? My boy Georgio

You know why? Because as soon as it was confirmed that it was aliens…his brand of “maybe it was aliens” is gone forever. Nobody should be rooting against actual aliens harder that Georgio. That’s going to be the best and worst day of the rest of his life.