Gleyber Torres Murdered O's Announcer Gary Thorne With His TENTH Homer Against Baltimore This Year

Gleyber Torres has become the owner of Baltimore. He now owns Camden Yards, the city of Baltimore, the people, and all Oriole birds flying around. I’m not sure what he’s going to do with the birds, but he’s going to keep bashing homers against the baseball team. He now has 10 home runs against the O’s THIS YEAR. It’s May 22nd. He has 10.TEN.That’s some Barry Bonds shit. O’s announcer Gary Thorne might quit if they throw him another pitch in the zone. He didn’t want them pitching to Gleyber starting on Monday. He almost ran down on the field to stop them.

Four Gleyber homers later and he’s pretty much dead. The life has been sucked from his body.

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You can actually hear his soul leave his body. Gleyber is going to get kicked out of the league for murder. That’s the only way he’ll ever stop mashing against Baltimore, if the O’s try him in court for the murder of their announcer.