Confirmed: Roger Federer Is a Jedi With Mind Control Powers

I imagine this is pretty normal when you’re a tennis god and you basically invented the sport, but to the normal human eye this looks like Roger Federer possesses some sort of mind control power. Roger is a god, and nothing less.

I’m pumped to see him out there at Roland Garros next week, but I have no idea what Uniqlo is doing having him rock a UPS outfit for the French. This feels like a losing outfit.

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He should always be in his assassin all-black outfit. It’s unbeatable.