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Mike Posner Casually Attempting To Walk Across The Entire Country Is A Story Flying Under The Radar

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Last time I heard anything from Mike was when Took A Pill In Ibiza was still getting radio time, then just yesterday I see on Twitter that he’s taking a casual stroll from the Atlantic to the Pacific.

I’m all in on artists going through these wild retreats in order to get the juices going for their next album. When it was reported that Kanye was in a desert in Wyoming for TLOP, you knew he was stirring up some heat. Same goes for when Lil Wayne got locked up. So if this is the kind of preseason training Mike needs then I’m here to support the process.

Mike’s making history heavily under the radar here and I almost wish he’d trim his hedges so he wouldn’t just be pegged as a “goes to an EDM concert one time” meme. Sure it’s easy to assume this was from a bad batch of acid or some shit given his new look, him coming out with a jam literally talking about how a pill altered his whole life, and the fact that he’s walking 2,790 miles, but you can’t knock the spreading of positive vibes cross-country here. If your idea of inner peace is Forrest Gump’ing it across America then power to you. Most of us would prefer something with a little less walking involved, but clearly he’s got the right recipe considering how effective his methods seem to be. Judging from his videos he currently might be the happiest man alive. The second he stepped foot in Bumblefuck, Ohio it was like he reached nirvana. I don’t consider myself a miserable person, but I’ll never be at “at least I get to experience Earth another day” level and I envy anyone who can remind themselves of that every time they look at their bank account. Now let’s round up the Brain Trust and Big Sean to join this hike so you all can start putting the heat out together again.

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