Chris Christie Teaches President Obama How To Toss The Pigskin

How about this face from the Big Man:

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Face just screams “I just embarrassed you in front of this entire boardwalk full of people, and now I’m gonna lose 100 pounds and take your job.” Bottom line is Obama should probably give up the whole athletic shtick. People used to think he could hoop and then he went 2-for-22 at the White House with maybe the worst layup attempt of all time.  Now he’s at the carnival and a 300 pound man with a shrunken stomach and maybe the most limited range of motion human arms have ever seen is embarrassing him with the pigskin. Cuncel Da Athletic President. Mr. One-And-Done Chris Christie just adding to his POTUS resume.

PS – Just goes to show that no matter who you are or what you do, shit like throwing a ball better than another man means something. The basic tenets of manhood still apply no matter what.