Rick Pitino's Greek Team's Rival Forfeited In The Playoffs Against Them So Someone Put A Chicken On Their Bench

I fucking love what’s happening with Rick Pitino in Greece. It’s absolutely wild and I can’t get enough of it. Here’s just a quick sampling:

This is some real hatred. Just straight up quitting leagues, forfeiting games. That’s what I want to see. I want some real drama, not just do they actually hate each other or not. Give me this.

Now we’re in the playoffs and Olympiacos (Pitino’s rival) straight up forfeited so they have to be relegated now. So naturally someone slapped a chicken on their bench while Pitino’s team played against each other.

I can’t get enough of this move. Thongs on the bench. Chickens on the bench. Classic Greek basketball.

Oh and how about this?

Pitino daring to get sexy before they play another game? I hope they don’t play for over a year and we see Pitino walking around like Creed Bratton in the series finale. Just give me that bushy beard, Rick.

I want Pitino to come back to college basketball so bad, but I’m starting to think we’re getting more content with him in Greece. A real problem if you ask me.