Long Island Hot Dog Hooker Is Back! Arrested For...Prostitution

Huff Po – The so-called “Hot Dog Hooker’ was boiling mad at her recent court appearance after being arrested again for alleged prostitution. Catherine Scalia, 47, earned her monikerafter she was arrested in 2012 for allegedly selling more than just hot dogs out of her food truck in Long Island, N.Y. At her arraignment on Saturday, Scalia unleashed an angry tirade against police for targeting her, according to the New York Post. “They keep framing me!” she told Judge Colin O’Donnell. “There was no money exchanged! I did it for free. I’m broke, I’m jobless.” Scalia’s bail was set at $10,000. MyFox New York reports that Scalia allegedly, “drove her vending truck to a hotel in East Garden City on Friday where she offered to engage in a sexual act with an undercover officer.” The amount of money purportedly agreed to was not disclosed, according to the station.

A tiger can’t change its stripes. A leopard can’t change its spots. And a Hot Dog Hooker can’t change her Hot Dog Hooking ways. Catherine Scalia was born to serve bratwurst and suck dick. Its her calling. Its her vocation. Its almost like some fat hot dog whore angel appeared to her one night and told her she was put on this earth to give out Hebrew National Hot Dogs and 10 dollar hand jobs.

What an unbelievable defense she’s using here though. “There was no money exchanged.” Like I’m sorry officer, I’m not a prostitute. I was gonna suck that dick for free! Its not illegal to be a slut! I mean good luck trying to find a jury on God’s green earth that wouldn’t believe this woman is just a trashbag who sucks dick for free. Take one look at her and thats about as ironclad defense as a defense gets.