Bynes Claims Police Officer Slapped Her Vagina, Says Reports About Her Are Wrong

@AmandaBynes : Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. I then called the cops on him. He handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn’t let me. The cops were creepy. The cop sexually harassed me, they found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That’s why the judge let me go. Don’t believe any reports.

Well. Here we go folks. This is it. Stage 5 Crazy. An unchartered meltdown. I thought it would take another few months to take this breakdown to the next level and it actually took about 36 hours. Claiming police officers slapped your pussy is some next level shit. She continues to impress, continues to out do herself. She’s absolutely relentless with the crazy.

And yes, if you’re wondering, I am absolutely fantasizing about slapping Bynes’ pussy