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Totally Sober Eagles Fan Removes Teeth In Between E-A-G-L-E-S Chants

Yup. As much I want to say every Philadelphia fan is a classy, upstanding and contributing member of society…Hey, can’t win ‘em all. I just pray he made it back to Kensington before his parole officer caught wind of him scalping his way into the stadium.

h/t Warren

UPDATE: How the hell were we supposed to know this? My apologies.