Dan Snyder Is Annoying Even When He's On His $180 Million Super Yacht
How can someone worth so much money, on a $180 million yacht, look so depressingly annoying? These pictures are exactly how I think of Dan Snyder though. All the money, wants everyone to be his friend, but perpetually alone.
Invites two guys onto his boat “please be my friends!” and ends up just staring down, wondering what he did wrong. (The answer, by the way, is EVERYTHING. You did everything wrong.)
Even the Redskins socks annoy me. Like, no Dan Snyder, you have ruined this team for 20 years, you don’t get to wear Redskins socks on your $180 million yacht.
But this is my offer to Dan. You invite me onto your yacht for one week per year, and I’ll consider letting my grudge go. You also have to hire a GM and stop making all football decisions.
And to be completely, 100% honest here, I think Dan would be a much happier person if he dropped the act. He tries so hard to be cool:
….just like, be normal bro. You’re 54 years old, stop trying so hard.