Eminem Ain't Looking So Hot Nowadays

Is that Slim Shady or a freaking wax sculpture at Madame Tussauds? I know the sun hasn’t shined on Detroit since the ’90’s but Eminem’s gotta get some bronze or something. It’s not as bad of a transformation as Maculkkey Caulkin’s dark descent into Cricket, but still. Not a good look for B-Rabbit. Dude looks like Dave Chappelle’s cracked out character but in white face.

Oh, and just in case you forgot to feel old today, remember Eminem’s sweet, little daughter Hailey he used to rap about? Yeah, well, she’s now of legal age and looks like this. If you’re in the state of Michigan and want a certified death wish, go ahead, try. I dare ya: