Dennis Rodman Doubles Down On Yoga Robbery With Ridiculous Statement About How The Things He (allegedly) Stole Were Actually Gifts

Source -  Dennis Rodman claims he’s NOT A THIEF — telling TMZ Sports allegations he participated in a clothing heist at a yoga studio this week are just wrong. 

Or as Dennis put it … “We didn’t steal sh*t!!!” Dennis claims it’s all a giant misunderstanding — insisting the staffers at the shop told the group they could take “a couple of gifts” in exchange for helping to move the giant crystal art piece which is why they grabbed the items. 

Rodman never explains why his female companion tried to shield herself from view while stuffing shirts into her purse at the store … or why the staff needed help moving the crystal in the first place.  “I tried to help … as the good person I am,” Rodman said. 

When asked why the store owners filed a police report, Rodman and his crew insisted the yoga place was just looking for “exposure.”

Well there you have it. An open and shut case if I’ve ever seen one. Dennis says they didn’t steal shit, so they didn’t steal shit. Forget the two and a half minutes of video evidence and the lady stuffing clothes in her purse, those were gifts.

Gifts that they received for breaking a $500 crystal ball. Whatever, he doesn’t seem worried about it.

“Am I going to jail? No.” Rodman also disputes claims he was drunk during the situation. 

To be honest, he’s probably right. If Jussie Smollett didn’t go to jail for faking a hate crime there’s no way Dennis Rodman is doing time for stealing a few pairs of Lululemons.

I love how his whole argument hinges on the fact that the reason they took the stuff is because they told him to and there’s no audio to prove otherwise. He’s trying to turn it into a he said she said. Genius. Long live the worm.