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REJOICE! The First Auto-Pilot Tesla Porno Is Here!

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It was only a matter of time of course. There’s now a porn video of two people having sex in a Tesla while it was driving on Autopilot.

In the video, a man driving a Tesla picks up adult actress Taylor Jackson for a “Tinder date” but about 45 seconds into the rendezvous, the pair decide to have sex in the Tesla. The driver manages to keep a hand on the wheel for some of the initial heavy petting and oral sex, but for much of the three minutes of copulation, the software is in control.

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I will make this promise to you right here and now. I will never have sex on autopilot. That seems so irresponsible. I’ve only done road head like once and I thought I was either going to crash into the foothills of central Texas or that I was going to drive so slowly that I would get passed by an Amish fella in a horse and buggy. Either way, it’s not for me. It’s not for you. It shouldnt be from Tesla either but that scumbag Elon Musk knows no shame.