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Marty Mush Believes Girl Scouts Do NOT Exist?

What an endlessly entertaining enigma Marty Mush is. Do you think he knows what enigma means? There’s truly no way of knowing. His 1st time joining #BigIfTrue he said his areas of expertise would be tiles, public relations, Long Island… and went UNDEFEATED. So he has proven you simply cannot judge a Mush by the cover. On the other hand, as a living human on earth who’s been to more than (1) grocery store, I’m fairly confident Girl Scouts DO exist. (Sorry Marty)

But I’m not ruling out a full corporate conspiracy either. You don’t make $800 million selling cookies by playing nice. Fraud & Order may have a new investigation on their hands. Until then, we’ll get Mush & Liz to keep ranking their favorite smells. Who knew Home Depot was the most sexual spot of all-time?

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