It’s Bullshit That I Met Greenie’s Dad At the Celtics Game Because Now I Feel Bad Firing His Ass

So a few months ago I threatened to fire Greenie if he kept being the worst blogger in the history of blogging. I gave him till the Celtics got eliminated from the playoffs to figure out how not to bore me to death. Well D Day has arrived and we have a plot twist. Unfortunately for me when I went to the Celtics game on Monday Greenie’s fucking dad came up to me and introduced himself and said how much he loved Barstool blah, blah, blah. It’s such a bullshit move by the Greenies. Now I feel bad firing his useless son’s ass. I mean Greenie is the definition of dead weight. I’m not saying he doesn’t try hard he just isn’t interesting. He never has been. Reading his blogs is like watching paint dry. It’s just so unfair for his dad to put me in this position knowing I was about to drop the hammer on his son. And yes credit to me for having a fucking huge fucking heart. Fucking Greenie.